I think the morons who moan about iTunes freebies won’t be smart enough to spot irony, even when it comes in ALL CAPS.

I think the morons who moan about iTunes freebies won’t be smart enough to spot irony, even when it comes in ALL CAPS.

1 year ago

Not magic porn

Idly wandering the corridors of YouTube I came across this curious video of a magician’s stage debut (so he says, and from the awkward performance I don’t doubt him).

The video description originally said:

2010 Function at the Junction - Great Scott the Magician (Scott Smith) performs Torn & Restored newspaper & crystal casket illusion with BJ.

So I eagerly watched the video and wrote beneath:

Must’ve missed something. When was the BJ?

I am so happy that to my puerile comment the magician politely replied:

BJ is the name of the girl who appears. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

He’s amended the description to head off any more lascivious idiots like me. So to speak.

1 year ago
Prayin Palin tweeted this about the Devil’s oily ejaculation in the Gulf of Mexico. I know this is why America’s Bible-thumpin’ religious right love her, but it’s also why everybody else thinks she’s batshit insane and unsafe for any sort of public office.

Prayin Palin tweeted this about the Devil’s oily ejaculation in the Gulf of Mexico. I know this is why America’s Bible-thumpin’ religious right love her, but it’s also why everybody else thinks she’s batshit insane and unsafe for any sort of public office.

1 year ago
Enlightening Critiques Found on YouTube Comments [#312 in a series of thousands]: The pedant in me regrets that I have no idea which video I screengrabbed this from. But in so many ways it really doesn’t matter.

Enlightening Critiques Found on YouTube Comments [#312 in a series of thousands]:

The pedant in me regrets that I have no idea which video I screengrabbed this from. But in so many ways it really doesn’t matter.

2 years ago
Damon and Carlton from Letterman’s show which aired before the Lost Finale. I’m still not sure if, in fact, this was a genuine spoiler.

Damon and Carlton from Letterman’s show which aired before the Lost Finale. I’m still not sure if, in fact, this was a genuine spoiler.

2 years ago
Enlightening Critiques Found on YouTube Comments [#458 in a series of thousands]: From this video about a Belgian man obsessed with marbles. (BTW, comments placed into chronological order because that’s what normal people understand. People used to the Twitternets just read it backwards.)

Enlightening Critiques Found on YouTube Comments [#458 in a series of thousands]:

From this video about a Belgian man obsessed with marbles.

(BTW, comments placed into chronological order because that’s what normal people understand. People used to the Twitternets just read it backwards.)

2 years ago

Pixels!

2 years ago
What? Not more idiot foreigners whose English is worse than a 9-year-old pretending to be online bank admins? Whatever next? (Probably more of the same, in fact.) Gotta love how the basic quirks of English language trip these people up: “registered to be an One Account online banking user”. “Hey Dmitri, it should be ‘an’ because the noun starts with a vowel.”

What? Not more idiot foreigners whose English is worse than a 9-year-old pretending to be online bank admins? Whatever next? (Probably more of the same, in fact.)

Gotta love how the basic quirks of English language trip these people up: “registered to be an One Account online banking user”.

“Hey Dmitri, it should be ‘an’ because the noun starts with a vowel.”

2 years ago

via the wonderful Robert Popper

2 years ago
(via @tkingdoll) “Best way to report on internet pedos? Use a pic of a young girl with her finger in her mouth!” Not only that. Check out those evocative opening paras. “So beloved!” Mark Williams-Thomas, your career in hack journalism is off to a flying start! From the Daily Mail

(via @tkingdoll) “Best way to report on internet pedos? Use a pic of a young girl with her finger in her mouth!”

Not only that. Check out those evocative opening paras. “So beloved!” Mark Williams-Thomas, your career in hack journalism is off to a flying start!

From the Daily Mail

2 years ago

I have no words to describe this.

(Mainly because I can’t read them on the damn autocue.)

2 years ago

Woz Datsun advert

It. Is. Awesome.

2 years ago